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The short answer, surprisingly, is no. I was reminded of that fact when one of my girlfriends called me last week.

She just moved to New York from Martinique and had recently gone on a nightmare how do online relationships work with a socially awkward orthopedic surgeon she met on Bumble who used their seven-course tasting-menu dinner as an excuse to practice his yoek French.

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